Probably Stolen Guide

All 21 Achievements (with Unlock Rates)

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Quick answer

Probably Stolen has 21 Steam achievements. The rarest on Nov 1, 2026: From Nothing, the Hard Way (win from Rock Bottom on hard, 0.7%), From Nothing (win from Rock Bottom, 1.1%), Clean Hands (win without ever selling a stolen or contraband item, 1.2%) and Green Thumb (grow a Huge Nutrifruit, 1.7%). Only 15.2% of players have bought out the store so far (Keys to the Kingdom).

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Shop skills

Production

The hard ones first

Achievement What it asks Players (Nov 1) What makes it hard
From Nothing, the Hard Way Win from Rock Bottom on hard mode (Thin Margins) 0.7% Rock Bottom starts you with nothing; the developers call it the maximum-difficulty start
From Nothing Win from Rock Bottom 1.1% Same start, any difficulty — do this one first
Clean Hands Win without selling a stolen or contraband item 1.2% One fenced item ruins the run. Pick a legal product line from the start (starting scenarios)
Green Thumb Produce a Huge Nutrifruit from the Hydroponic 1.7% Needs the hydroponic line pushed to its best crops
Shiny Start a day with 1,000 store attractiveness 2.3% A late-game decoration goal
Prodigious Own the store deed before day 50 3.4% A speed run of the buyout — see loans and rent
Cranked to Eleven Reach +250 Quality on any machine 3.9% Machine upgrades stacked on one machine
Say My Name Produce a Lab Pure grade narcotic item 4.8% Top-grade chemist output — see chemistry
Snitches Get Riches Report 10 criminals 4.8% Use the Wanted board — see wanted list
We Have Rats! Start the game with the hidden scenario 5.0% The hidden scenario is the Rat Wrangler start — just begin a run with it
Swimming in Credits Start a day with 100,000+ credits in estimated total wealth 6.4% Wealth counts stock and machines, not just cash

Everything else is above 10%. Lower Levels Special (relabel any item with the labeler) is the most common at 83.5%.

All 21 achievements

# Achievement Condition Players (Nov 1)
1 Lower Levels Special Change the label of any item using the labeler 83.5%
2 First Steps Complete the tutorial 50.9%
3 An Eye for Value Get 10 perfect appraisals (appraisal guide) 49.7%
4 Comfortably Afloat Start a day with more than 10,000 credits in estimated total wealth 48.5%
5 Authorized Own the business permit 37.8%
6 Industrious Own 10 machines simultaneously at the start of a day 34.0%
7 Keys to the Kingdom Own the deed to the store 15.2%
8 Diplomatic Reach maximum reputation with any faction (factions) 14.7%
9 Jackpot Win the jackpot on a scratcher ticket 14.2%
10 Aug Hunter Shoot 10 augmented (spotting Augs) 12.5%
11 Swimming in Credits Start a day with more than 100,000 credits in estimated total wealth 6.4%
12 We Have Rats! Start the game with the hidden scenario 5.0%
13 Snitches Get Riches Report 10 criminals 4.8%
14 Say My Name Produce a Lab Pure grade narcotic item 4.8%
15 Cranked to Eleven Reach +250 Quality on any machine 3.9%
16 Prodigious Own the store deed before day 50 3.4%
17 Shiny Start a day with 1,000 store attractiveness 2.3%
18 Green Thumb Produce a Huge Nutrifruit from the Hydroponic 1.7%
19 Clean Hands Win the game without selling a stolen or contraband item 1.2%
20 From Nothing Win the game starting from Rock Bottom 1.1%
21 From Nothing, the Hard Way Win the game starting from Rock Bottom on hard mode 0.7%

Percentages are Steam’s global numbers for everyone who owns the game, read on Nov 1, 2026 — four days after launch, so the late-game ones are low partly because few players have had time to finish a run.

A sensible order

  1. First run (Apprentice, normal): First Steps, Lower Levels Special, An Eye for Value, Comfortably Afloat, Authorized, Industrious, Keys to the Kingdom. Report criminals and shoot Augs as they come up.
  2. Second run, legal only: Clean Hands — and try for Prodigious (deed before day 50) in the same run.
  3. Specialist runs: Chemist for Say My Name, Hydroponic Farmer for Green Thumb.
  4. Rock Bottom: From Nothing, then the hard-mode version (Thin Margins).
  5. Jackpot: drink Georgio’s Liquid Luck (free around Day 27), then scratch a stack of Scratcher Tickets — see characters.
  6. Snitches Get Riches needs 10 reports but there are only 9 wanted criminals — see wanted list before you report anyone.

FAQ

How many achievements does Probably Stolen have?

21. None are hidden on Steam — every name and condition is visible.

What is the rarest Probably Stolen achievement?

From Nothing, the Hard Way — win from the Rock Bottom start on hard mode — at 0.7% of players on Nov 1, 2026. The game is only a few days old, so all of these numbers will climb.

Can you get every achievement in one run?

No. Several need a specific start (Rock Bottom for the two From Nothing achievements, Rat Wrangler — the 'hidden scenario' — for We Have Rats!), and Clean Hands means never selling stolen or contraband goods, which conflicts with the Fence style. Plan on at least three runs.

What counts as winning?

Owning the deed to the store — the same thing that unlocks Keys to the Kingdom. The developers describe buying the store from the landlord as the game's ending, followed by a stats screen.

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